TAURUS (April 19 – May 19)
You’ll want to beware of false advertising as long as your Ruling Planet Venus forms a square to Neptune. Usually you’re more skeptical about pretty faces and the cheesy lines that accompany them but those critical faculties of yours will be asleep at the switch this week. This could result in some very questionable (and regrettable) choices on Thursday or Saturday. Obviously the wisest course of action would be to avoid diving into the dating pool all together, but if you’re going to venture forth then familiarize yourself with the return policy ahead of time in case you’re seized by a feeling of buyer’s remorse.
