SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
Scorpios are funny creatures. You’ll complain endlessly about the loved one who drives you nuts or the colleague who couldn’t screw in a lightbulb by themselves, but should that person come under fire you will be the first to fly to their defense. Some might say you do this because you’re the only one who’s allowed to berate them, but that’s not entirely true. You’ve always had a soft spot for people who aren’t particularly adept, but mean well. You know what it’s like to be shunned and you’re sure as hell not going to let anyone do that to the people you care about.