VIRGO (Aug. 22 – Sept. 21)
Expect to be on call through May. You might ask: what’s new? You’re always helping out, but there’s more going on than showing someone how to add cat sound effects on TikTok. In fact it appears as if loved ones and friends have collectively decided to make the worst decisions of their lives simultaneously. There’s always a delusional quality when Neptune’s in Pisces but Jupiter’s added presence exacerbates matters. Thankfully skies clear over the Summer when you get to focus on your own priorities. Be swift because you’ll be back to talking people down off their ledges when Jupiter retrogrades back into Pisces in late October.