Weekly Horoscopes
STATE THE OBVIOUS Chances are the child who pointed out the Emperor wasn't wearing any clothes likely had Mercury in Taurus. There's something wonderfully frank and unbothered about the planet of messengers when it's traveling through the zodiac sign of the bull. It's interest in telling it like it is comes from the [...]
ARIES (March 20 - April 18) No. You're not imagining things. Those insinuations, innuendos, and double entendres have all been carefully orchestrated to peak your interest. Being an Aries you don't take offense. You relish the attention and delight in sexual tension. However it does look like what started out as punning buddies could [...]
TAURUS (April 19 - May 19) Pluto turning retrograde on May 4th promises to slow the wheels of progress. It won't block your forward movement, but things will take longer than you thought they would to pan out. It's important to work with planetary retrogrades even if they are devilishly frustrating and since you [...]
GEMINI (May 20 - June 19) We all get obsessive from time to time. We fixate on something we can't have or try to control someone we don't own. It's fine within reason, but sometimes this dark compulsion can take on a life all its own. On May 4th Pluto, the planet of obsession, [...]
CANCER (June 20 - July 21) It's hard to wait - especially when the first quarter Moon in Leo on May 4th shows you champing at the bit. You've been on good behavior for longer than you care to admit; applauding the successes of those who don't really deserve it and smiling graciously as [...]
LEO (July 22 - Aug. 21) You thought that you and a loved one were on the same page, but Pluto turning retrograde in Aquarius on May 4th shows that you are not. It looks like your other half hasn't exactly been on the up and up about things in your relationship and now [...]
VIRGO (Aug. 22 - Sept. 21) Times of uncertainty present great opportunity if you know how to seize the moment. People think of these moments as grand and heroic. They imagine grabbing brass rings that are bold and larger than life. You learned a long time ago that game-changing moments often appear disguised and [...]
LIBRA (Sept. 22 - Oct. 21) You're having a hard time trying to figure out how to get there from here. There's so much you want to do with your life but you feel held back by responsibilities, obligations, and thankless tasks. Some people would urge you to walk out on these so you [...]
SCORPIO (Oct. 22 - Nov. 20) Pluto turns retrograde on May 4th and will remain dormant until October 13th. Theoretically speaking there should be no more social upheavals, government shutdowns, or bottoms dropping out of economies for the foreseeable future, ,but that doesn't mean you're off the hook. Indeed you may be facing a [...]
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 21 -Dec. 20) You'll be galloping after your new heart's desire when Venus conjoins Neptune at the most romantic angle of your solar horoscope on May 2d. Great news if you're single because the person you're crushing on is everything you've ever wanted - and more! Not so great news if you're [...]
