Weekly Horoscopes
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 - Jan. 18) You've gotten self-absorbed lately - putting in long hours at the office while chasing after the almighty dollar. It happens to the best of workaholics. And this would be fine if you lived alone, but you don't which is why you need to listen to loved ones when [...]
AQUARIUS (Jan. 19 - Feb. 17) The great irony about Aquarius is how much you abhor change. One would think you'd embrace it given that Uranus, planet of revolution, is one of your Ruling Planets but there's a big difference between being used to something and liking it. That's why you're in for a [...]
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 19) It will be hard for you to stay out of people's private affairs when there's a Full Moon in Scorpio on May 12th. You can always tell when something's off with a loved one but the Scorpio energy will turn you into a baying bloodhound that's on the [...]
ARIES (March 20 - April 18) You were born with a solid belief in hierarchy and naturally assume that others share that same respect. For the most part they do, but there's always one malcontent or mouthy kid who needs to learn their place. Usually you'll say something pointed and leave it at that, [...]
TAURUS (April 19 - May 19) On May 17th, the Sun conjoins revolutionary Uranus for the last time in Taurus. If you look back over the past six years you'll see that every April/May period either brought breakdowns or breakthroughs. Sometimes you were under the wheel and sometimes you were on top of it. [...]
GEMINI (May 20 - June 19) Ruling Planet Mercury square Pluto on May 12th is going to make you feel like everyone is against you and that you haven't a friend in the world, but the question you should be asking yourself is: are people really out to get you or are they trying [...]
CANCER (June 20 - July 21) The Full Moon in Scorpio on May 12th is making you feel more than just a little irritated. You're tired of being talked down to by fat cats who haven't moved off their laurels in dog's age. So is it your job to shake things up? You'll be [...]
LEO (July 22 - Aug. 21) What's up is down and what was down comes flying up when the Sun conjoins Uranus at the top of your solar horoscope on May 17th. And given that this will be their last conjunction here, you should expect earthshaking developments. Thankfully it won't be sudden. Either it's [...]
VIRGO (Aug. 22 - Sept. 21) Many things will be said that you wished had remained unsaid when Mercury squares Mars on May 18th. Mars has no problem fighting dirty and Mercury will weaponize the closest word handy; yet it's not the fight that's at fault, but the means being used to win it. [...]
LIBRA (Sept. 22 - Oct. 21) You need to explore some stress management techniques. Don't worry. The Stars aren't signaling a crisis. If anything, you're probably experiencing a slow period at work which would allow you to check out a meditation, yoga, or tai-chi class. These are the good-for-you things that you typically put [...]
