Weekly Horoscopes
LEO (July 22 - Aug. 21) No zodiac sign places such a high value on individuality as you do. You see it as a birthright - something that is both unique and inalienable to every human being. If it weren't for individuality then we'd all be living in a world of cookie-cutter cut-outs. You [...]
VIRGO (Aug. 22 - Sept. 21) There are certain times when you have to abandon the flight plan and just wing it. It's a frightening prospect but as a Virgo it's entirely possible that you could spend your life at the drawing board carefully drafting all kinds of layouts and plans that never go [...]
LIBRA (Sept. 22 - Oct. 21) You really can have your cake and eat it too as long as you're willing to think outside the dessert cart. Give someone what they want and they're through as soon as they're satisfied. Find another party who wants you too and you can enjoy being with each [...]
SCORPIO (Oct. 22 - Nov. 20) Count to ten before answering because almost every request or favor will start to rub you the wrong way when Mercury enters your opposite sign on May 10th. Not only will people show a remarkable insensitivity to what's going on in your life, but they'll be mulishly thick [...]
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 21 -Dec. 20) Don't be surprised if you're asked to take on a floundering project or turn around an underperforming department. It may seem beyond your abilities, but the Mercury/Jupiter sextile on May 5th encourages you to try. The fact that Mercury rules Jupiter in Gemini means that the Jupiter energy is [...]
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 - Jan. 18) There comes a time when you have to make the things you've studied your own. You've collected all the facts, stats, graphs and flow charts. These things can support what you have to say but in the end it's still up to you to make the case. What [...]
AQUARIUS (Jan. 19 - Feb. 17) It always helps to find one like-minded individual in a group. Not only do you feel like you've connected with someone who gets you, you also have a buddy to hang with. Yet there's so much more you can do. Instead of commenting from the sidelines, you and [...]
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 19) People can open doors for you but they can't make you walk through them. That's up to you. It appears as if you are dragging your feet when it comes to pursuing an opportunity. You're manufacturing all kinds of excuses for putting off making that all-important phone call [...]
STATE THE OBVIOUS Chances are the child who pointed out the Emperor wasn't wearing any clothes likely had Mercury in Taurus. There's something wonderfully frank and unbothered about the planet of messengers when it's traveling through the zodiac sign of the bull. It's interest in telling it like it is comes from the [...]
ARIES (March 20 - April 18) No. You're not imagining things. Those insinuations, innuendos, and double entendres have all been carefully orchestrated to peak your interest. Being an Aries you don't take offense. You relish the attention and delight in sexual tension. However it does look like what started out as punning buddies could [...]
