Weekly Horoscopes
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 19) It's going to feel like the rug's being pulled out from under you when Uranus enters Gemini on July 7th. Something you relied on - like a person, place, or thing - has suddenly been removed and you could find yourself at a loss as to what to [...]
ARIES (March 20 - April 18) Saturn turns retrograde on July 12th and for the next few months you'll experience a general pall as things that once moved smoothly take twice as long to come together and twice as long to fall apart. Think of it as Saturn's way of testing how serious you [...]
TAURUS (April 19 - May 19) After seven years of turning your life upside down and inside out, Uranus leaves Taurus on July 7th. It's only natural to say "good riddance" but Uranus's departure is more than a passing storm. You've changed fundamentally. No longer fixed in your ways, you've grown more open-minded, inventive, [...]
GEMINI (May 20 - June 19) Uranus, the planet of revolution and change, enters Gemini on July 7th. Uranus brings cyclonic winds that will surely uproot the fixtures in your life and send them flying. For most zodiac signs this would be frightening, but as a Gemini you'll be thrilled! Geminis love change and [...]
CANCER (June 20 - July 21) For years you struggled to get to where you are, but now that you're in the Winner's Circle you'll see that it's just another playing field. It's enough to make a Cancer want to pack up and go home. Who wants to spend the rest of their life [...]
LEO (July 22 - Aug. 21) A goal that was in reach escapes your grasp when Saturn turns retrograde on July 12th. The planet of detours and delays, Saturn becomes even more Kafkaesque when it reverses direction in the sky. Expect to be plunged into a bureaucratic maze of repetitive paperwork and nonsensical requests. [...]
VIRGO (Aug. 22 - Sept. 21) Revolutionary Uranus in Gemini is famous for moving the goalposts. And naturally, being a Virgo, you'll want to move them back except that that won't work this time. Uranus is too powerful a planet which means you're going to have to find a way to field all the [...]
LIBRA (Sept. 22 - Oct. 21) Uranus in Gemini on July 7th completes the planetary alignment that promises to change everything. No longer will you give away your authority or sacrifice your interests because somebody asked you to. You've been doing this for years and it's never worked. Now does this mean you'll become [...]
SCORPIO (Oct. 22 - Nov. 20) On July 7th, Uranus, the helter skelter planet, leaves the zodiac sign of Taurus. The past seven years haven't been easy as you've seen several relationships capsize like a modern day version of the 1970s film The Poseidon Adventure. Who knew that what started out as luxury cruise [...]
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 21 -Dec. 20) Hopefully you enjoyed playing Spin the Bottle as a kid because that's what your love life will feel like for the next seven years. You'll have a hard time making heads or tails of who's coming and who's going. For most zodiac signs this would be unwelcome news, but [...]
