August 14

Mars conjunct Jupiter

It’s impossible to sit still. You’ve got a million things going on at once. Not only will your mind be racing ahead, interrupting itself, switching topics and then doubling back again, but you have your fingers in so many pies that it will be hard to remember which ones were yours to begin with. You’ll be becoming best friends with someone you just met, breaking up with somebody else you barely got to know, and picking fights with people who are on your side. Expect to be sparring and feuding a like a boxing Kangaroo. You’ll also bore easily so acting up can’t be helped. Besides your rib-poking, chain yanking, and leg-pulling is all in fun, right? Signs most affected: Aries, Gemini, Scorpio, Sagittarius, and Pisces