October 31

Mercury trine Neptune

Nobody’s getting any action this week while Venus, the planet of love and beauty, forms a square to Saturn in Pisces. This is as cold as cold can be when it comes to looking for romance in the Stars. Don’t tempt Fate by asking your paramour if they think you’re fun, sexy, or the person that they want to spend the rest of his life with. Trust me. You won’t like what you hear. It’s better to take a break until Saturn’s baleful influence lifts – which will be by November 2. That’s when you’ll discover that abstinence makes the heart grow fonder. Signs most affected: Taurus, Libra, Sagittarius, and Pisces