WHEN PIGS FLY Saturn and Uranus are co-rulers of the zodiac sign Aquarius. Both planets are connected to time. Saturn rules over the time that's passed and Uranus rules over the time that's yet to be. Theirs is an adversarial relationship exemplified in the difference between something being ahead of its time and [...]
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS You’re going to have to find a way to coordinate efforts as long as Mars is traveling through the zodiac sign of the Scales. That’s because there’s no such thing as going it alone when the planet of gumption and drive is passing through the realm of Venus. Cooperation [...]
CROSS PURPOSES On August 1st Venus in Cancer will form a square to Neptune and Saturn in Aries. This is one of Astrology's "can't do anything right" squares because the contradictory planetary energies are hopelessly entangled. They can't resolve their difference any more than they can leave things alone. Venus in Cancer is [...]
MIRROR, MIRROR Planets in opposition don't regard themselves as sharing anything in common. They're absolutely convinced that the other one is so alien, backwards, or sinister that they want nothing to do with each other. This might have resulted in a "you stay on your side of the street and I'll stay on [...]
MURPHY'S LAW It’s a good idea to apply Murphy’s Law to anything you do while Mercury is retrograde. Mercury will be retrograde from July 18th through August 11th. Murphy’s Law is the assumption that if anything can go wrong it will, but this isn’t as self-defeating as it sounds. It actually makes good [...]
URANUS ENTERS GEMINI Uranus enters the zodiac sign of the twins on July 7th. This is bound to turn your life upside down and inside out given the Uranus's reputation for revolution and change. Often out of step with the rest of the planetary pantheon, Uranus is the only planet in our solar [...]
NEPTUNE RETROGRADE Neptune is the planet of hope. Maybe you're hoping that someone you're in love with will love you back; perhaps you're wishing for a better life or feel like this time a lucky break really will work out. Neptune is the arch nemesis of cynics and skeptics. That's because they were [...]
JUPITER CAZIMI! June 24th is probably the luckiest day of the entire year. This is when the Sun will form an exact conjunction to Jupiter, the planet of good fortune and higher purpose, in the zodiac sign of the Crab. If there was ever at time to ask a favor, make a request, [...]
MARS IN VIRGO Mars, the planet of gumption and drive, enters the zodiac sign of Virgo on June 17th. This is bound to make you more industrious, organized, and even hypercritical but there's more to Virgo than just that. Of all twelve signs in the zodiac, only Virgo depicts a woman. That's saying [...]
JUPITER ENTERS CANCER Jupiter, the planet of good fortune and higher purpose, enters Cancer, the sign of hearth and home, on June 9th. Jupiter is exalted (meaning "most celebrated") in Cancer because Cancer is the zodiac sign of Summer, the season of abundance; but abundance isn't just about winning the Lottery or enjoying [...]
